Nigerian Police and love for Money

A Nigerian policeman arrested a man urinating at a place strictly written * Do not urinate here' fine him N 500.00 naira. The man gave the policeman a N1,000.00 naira note. The policeman told the man * Please urinate again because, i don't have change* lolzzz !

Hausa Lady and a stolen sugar

An Hausa Lady from Kano went to a shop, picked up a Ribena drink and a Bag of Sugar, she payed for the Ribena drink only and walked out with the Bag of Sugar, without paying. She was arrested and charge to Court for stealing. The judge asked her "Why did you steal the Bag of Sugar? to which she replied
"me sata???" "Wallahi judge, i didn't steal it, at the back of
the Ribena drink they said SUGAR FREE !!!

Welcome to Linda Ikeji's Blog: Nollywood director, Tchidi Chikere and wife Sophia, end marriage

Welcome to Linda Ikeji's Blog: Nollywood director, Tchidi Chikere and wife Sophia, end marriage

Wonders cannot ease to end.. I looked at you couples as one of the most responsible & respected couples. But, this have showed that both of you are not so matured to go into marriage. Matured couples, no matter what happends, either the wife will hold the relationship and call the husband to order, or the husband will hold the relationship out from the public and calls the wife to order with LOVE & CARE !

Old women enjoys sex also

Some thieves attacked a
bus and decided to rape all
the ladies in the bus. Then
one lady said to the thieves: "please, don't rape that old... woman at the back seat. I'll rather take her turn" and the old woman exploded from back:
"short-up your mouth! Who asked you, to beg on my behalf ? I
know that you are jealous" she turned to the armed robbers," Please gentlemen, you people should ignore the useless girl at the back and do your job !

Igbo men & Love for Money

An American man told 2 Igbo men (A tribe in Nigeria that loves money so much) to catch a lion for him & the price of each lion will be $20,000. when the 2 Igbo men went into the forest to catch the lion, they fell asleep and later one of them heard the roar of a lion and when he woke up, he saw 150 lions surrounding them & instead of him to find an escape route, he woke his friend up and said * EMEKA WAKE UP, WE DON HAMMER meaning we are rich now lolzzzz!!!

A Gay Marriage...

At a gay wedding, the officiating priest was confused on how to declare the two men as husband and wife. After a long silence, the priest said, "I hereby pronounce you Man-United". LWKM