A man went into the club with
his wife. When he left her for the
counter for some drinks a prostitute approached
his wife and whispered, "You
must demand cash before the
sex. I know this guy, he doesn't
pay."
Husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it 'phone call' so that the kids will not understand. One day, the husband was horny and sent his son to tell his mother that he wants to make a phone call .. Mother replied: Tell your father, the network is bad today. Husband: tell your Mother that if there is no network at home I will go to the 'public phone' wife replies: tell him that if he dare goes to a Public phone then I will open a business centre at home
There is husband and wife arguing and given each other a silent treatment..the man has a flight to catch up with by the next day, he needed his wife to wake him up by 5am in other not to break the silent, he wrote on a piece of paper and put it on the pillow of his wife and wrote "wake me up by 5am" the next morning the man wakeup by 8am and was furious that he missed his flight. He went ahead to know why the wife didn’t wake him only for him to find a piece of note on his pillow that says" WAKEUP IS 5am" LOL
A woman says to her husband that u don’t make love to me anymore. Husband pointing to their eleven children says: Do you think that i downloaded these from Google?
A Chinese couple in Lagos Nigeria, gave birth to a black baby and the husband asked the wife... Chu, Why baby black? She replied... We live in Nigeria, no electricity... Me hot, u hot, sex hot... Baby burnt
A woman took a sick chicken to the market for sale
the following conversation took place:
BUYER: Madam, it looks like your chicken is sick?
SELLER: nooooooooooo
BUYER: then why is it behaving like something that is feeling cold?
SELLER: The fowl is ashamed because this is the first time of coming to market.
