(Importance of a period)
Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a
period?"
Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed
one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away."
(Confident vs. confidential)
A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference
between confident and confidential
Dad says, "You are my son, I"m confident
about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential !
(Losing all your friends)
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose
ALL your friends Oooh.
In a Biology paper, the students
were asked to draw and label a female reproductive organ. Franca (a disco girl)
found the question difficult. She open her skirt and started to draw, looking
at her reproductive organ. Kate another female student was jealous that Franca
may score higher mark than her, she raised her hand up and said to the
invigilator: "Excuse me sir, this girl is copying from the original..
A mother saw her daughter with
mango fruits and ask her that, i think that i have told you to stop climbing
that mango tree, Daughter Replied "yes you said if i climb the mango tree
boyz will look my paints from under, so before i climb i pulled my paints and
hide it then before i climbed, so when the boys where looking at me from under
i was busy laughing at them because they were not seeing my paints" So who
is foolish?
